actively trying to get myself in a more positive place because honestly im such a bitter bitch about too many things right now


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To whom it may concern, we are survivors of Oceanic Flight 815. We have survived on this island for 80 days. We were 6 hours into the flight when the pilot said we were off course and turned back towards Fiji. We hit turbulence and crashed. We’ve been waiting here, all this time, waiting for rescue that has not come. We do not know where we are; we only know you have not found us. We’ve done our best to live on this island. Some of us have come to accept that we may never leave it. Not all of us have survived since the crash, but there is new life too, and with it, there is hope. We are alive. Please don’t give up on us.

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i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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are boys real



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I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

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"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

all I know

"we had sex once". Or my all time favorite. "I’m really into you… But I can’t be with you for (insert reason)."

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Anonymous asked: Gluttony

gluttony: one of my favorite foods

CHOCOLATE and chocolate ice cream

and pizza

and bagels

thanks anon!

Anonymous asked: Envy

envy: something I wish I was better at 

I wish I was better at singing and cello because they are things I adore but am not *great* at. I also just generally wish I could play the piano. I also wish I was better at running and or exercise in general just to keep myself healthier

7 deadly sins. put one in my ask pls.



i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat


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My grandma thought he had lost it. One day I got in trouble for fighting with my sister, because she’s a freak. And as a punishment my mom made me help my grandpa at fixing up the Pontiac. But it turned out to not to be a punishment. It turned out to be just about the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I learned all about cars when cars were still cars, as my grandpa would say. I got to hear so many stories from my grandpa about Vietnam, and how the Oakland A’s screwed up their chances to become the best team in history. He also taught me the five strategies guaranteed to get a girl to say yes to a date. We’re almost finished with the Pontiac now. It looks beautiful, like the prettiest girl at the prom, my grandpa would say. I know it should really make me happy and proud of what we’ve accomplished, but the truth is, it makes me kind of sad. Because that car has taken a really hard year for me and made it pretty decent. I guess the good news is, grandpa’s got an eye on a ‘68 Mustang that he guarantees will do nothing less than rock my world, and I can’t wait. 

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i just want a boy to see me and go “yes” and keep thinking “yes” for a very long time

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