one of my bigger pet peeves is when people eat really loudly- you know mouth open, chomping awfulness. So if I’m sitting here listening to my roommate eat my food that makes punching him in the face acceptable right? 

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

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unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

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eartheld:

helicine:

how do i get this picture of myself tumblr famous

i want this tattooed on my back

eartheld:

helicine:

how do i get this picture of myself tumblr famous

i want this tattooed on my back

(via breatheabundantskies)

ewokk:

kissing is great

but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel

(via endless-confusion)

headonyourchest:

blackcatandme:

I stood naked over him and took a picture

Why do I love everything about this

headonyourchest:

blackcatandme:

I stood naked over him and took a picture

Why do I love everything about this

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Historian and Feminist Scholar Gerda Lerner

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destispell:

sam pepper is currently unemployed, being blacklisted by other youtubers, being banned from vidcon, has lost tons of followers on all social media accounts, and has a police report filed against him.

karma did not come back to bite sam pepper. karma came back, dragged sam pepper out of his house and beat the living shit out of him.

(via how-about-a-nope)

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

(Source: faithlehaane, via unescapable)

"The person you think of when you stand in front of the ocean. That’s the person you’re in love with."

Colleen Michele  (via andrewwrichard)

God damn you for bringing this to my attention.

(via nadzi15)

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"Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact."

The most sober thing a drunk person could say - whispering-secrets-and-smoke (via perfect)

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clarknokent:

residentgoodgirl:

little jaden looks so pleased with himself

The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound

(via dropdeadlovexoxo)

unamusedsloth:

Abandoned dog that lived under a dumpster for 11 months is rescued and adopted [x]

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